Kit description:
The Coli is a player of moderate athletic and mental abilities. It has high intelligence, moderate dexterity, and excellent taste in nachos. Like other academics, the Coli is hampered by a less-than-stellar wisdom score, often forgetting to remove the coffee mug that has been sitting in the car for the past three weeks. The Coli lives by a strict (im)moral code: Apathy Wins.


Advantages:
-May use "party time" ability to create a drinking game from children's board games, PBS television shows, and all sporting events.
-May use "snark couch" ability to rain verbal destruction on opponents while watching livestreamed roller derby bouts. Effects magnified exponentially by concurrent use of "snark couch" ability by other players.
+2 to canning fruits and vegetables.
+2 to cooking sous vide.
+1 to resting bitchface.


Disadvantages:
-Requires 8 consecutive hours of sleep
-2 to personal skills. Additional -3 penalty to personal skills if 8 consecutive hours of rest not obtained.
-2 to depth perception.
-1 to time management skills.